Hail, Mary

OMG! I totally had my first apparition experience last night! Nuestra Senora de Guadalupe paid me a visit. At first I was nervous, you know? I worried the world was ending or I was dead or schizophrenic.

But then we totally hit it off! Mary's the best! She was like, " I can't talk for long, I'm really busy, but I just wanted to say hi, and see how you're doing?"



And I said, "Oh I'm good, same old same old, nothing new really. Just work and things."

And she was like, "I miss you so much! Its been soooooo long"

And I said, "Yeah, its been like 12 years since I stopped believing in you"

Then it got silent and a little awkward, so I offered up a feeble sorry and she was like , "Its okay, I understand"

Of course she would be like that! Sigh, Magnanimous Mary. Then I told her about Skype and how she has to get an account, I explained how fun and easy it is. We wrapped it up pretty quick after that, she told me she was voting for Obama and to keep a light on in her honor and that Joseph says hi.