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Its cinco de mayo and I work nights so there is no way I can enjoy a 42 ounce margarita from El Conquistador.

I Need This

Anyone who knows me will agree.

Jenkem

I've been working on a show that follows around people who throw grossly expensive weddings. One couple lives in Florida and are very proud of that fact as they refer to the state as the capital of the world.

Butt hash!

Tough Times

call for comfort youtube clips! Two of my favorite things mashed together! Not sure about their compatibility yet.

Hair Piece!

Hair Piece in a heavy thick accent sounds like herpies!!!!

Oh My Gawwwwd

I'm at a work computer and I'm going to list some of the recent box activity suggestions when I went to name this post!

Addicted To You
Anal Sex Birthday
Anniversary Blow Job
Bury The Hatchet
Congrats On Divorce
Come to the BBQ
Give The Fuck Up
Your vagina
Your Vagina youtube

I need to meet whoever is here during the daytime!

Tomorrow Is A Big Day

Australia and Beverly Hills Chihuahua come out on DVD tomorrow. I'll be camped out in front of Video Journeys at 10am (so early!) to ensure my rental copy. No pretty pics of chihuahuas in jewelry or mean spirited snaps of Nicole Kidman's awkward botoxed face (she can act, alright?!?! Leave her alone) as I no longer have a computer. Don't ask.